I know it has taken a while to comment on one of the biggest environmental disasters that has occurred due to an oil spill, but I have just been waiting for the right words to come to me. So here they are, inspired by James Lovelock's most fitting work, The Revenge of Gaia.
I think that maybe Gaia has had enough of us and just burst out of her skin, in effect, and let cry a massive scream of ;
"You want oil, you bastards? HERE, I'll give you all the oil you want and MORE! Come get some!"